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Meanwhile # 2 | April 2004
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Here are four easy and effective ways to improve
your public appearance

1. TALLER

Fold your magazine in half and tie it to the bottom of your shoes with a piece of string. This will give anyone looking at you the illusion that you are a tall and successful person. The term ‘standing on the shoulders of giants’ gets a new meaning with the latest issue of Meanwhile magazine being as uplifting as it is.

2. DICTATOR

Roll your magazine in a tube and hold it in your hand to give the impression that you have a very long arm. This will convince your followers that you are a strong, intelligent and successful dictator, thus improving your status tenfold. To make sure your followers believe in your well-endowness put a glove over the end of the magazine.

3. SHOWER CURTAIN

Stick all the pages of your latest Meanwhile magazine together to create one large collage (about the size of a shower curtain). Cover it with large sheets of see-through sticker, waterproofing your curtain and enabling you to read in the shower. This will definitely include you in the stylish “in crowd”.

4. COFFEE TABLE

Buy 100 copies of the latest issue of Meanwhile magazine and stack them on each other in two different piles. Cover with your table top (hardboard or wood), put you favourite Meanwhile magazine clippings on top of the surface covering it with glass or percepts. Combining this idea with your Meanwhile magazine shower curtain will ensure you desirable social status.

By Henk Esterhuizen

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